Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected

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Orange Spodumene is such an Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected UwU

by Goji Sauce December 9, 2019

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open you up like a can of beans

When you imply that you will cut someone like you are opening a can of beans. Or if you mess with the horns you will get stabbed !!!

Keep that sh#t up bro and I will open you up like a can of beans !!!!

by Rosewood1978 February 22, 2017

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Big bean , sorry i meant Thanos

Big grape boii with 13 chins and likes wet salmons and vegetable soup boi

he runs around with a collection of shiny rocks with the scent of bacon and sausages from his sexy oven mit

Big bean , sorry i meant thanos means one snap and your momma gone

by hfgwbyrbvgfrdfhbvgdfhbvfdhvbdf May 1, 2019

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stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker

stupid ignorant mexican illegal that doesn't know shit about our laws in this country.

That stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker cant drive worth a shit.

by noillegals August 5, 2010

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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019

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crack smoking juju bean eating booboo

Expression exclaimed out of frustration or elation. It also may be used as a derogatory adjective or noun, such as: "Hey Guerry, you crack-smokin', juju bean eatin' booboo!"

Hey Guerry, you crack smoking juju bean eating booboo.

by PHiSH September 15, 2014

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