Australian Snow Mobile

A man takes a shit then proceeds to freeze it. Once it has solidified he will place the poo between a females breasts. He then proceeds to titty fuck her until the shit defrosts leaving a shitty mess.

I took a monster shit today. I'm gonna freeze it and give Max the ultimate Australian Snow Mobile

by user2234565 March 10, 2026

Austrazealand

A blend word for simultaneously named Australia and New Zealand

Austrazealand use PAL and english language

by Ninjaturtle10 March 12, 2026

Austin Blinker

Smoking a j through a water bottle gleeb, then drinking the water and we-tanging the joint

“The joints almost dead you gotta Austin blinker”

by AdublH March 15, 2026

Australian fist fight

The threats made by a drunken tradie before they inevitably fall unconscious from their own stupidity

Got into an Australian fist fight last night, poor bloke broke his nose on the pavement

by jadeflashton March 22, 2026

Australia Jr.

A nickname for New Zealand, a country to the east of Australia. These two countries have a similar culture, and the former is smaller.

If Homer can call Canada America Jr., what's stopping us from calling New Zealand Australia Jr.?

by childishbeat February 10, 2025

Austin

a FRIGGIN NERD!
The type of dude to call you a nerd but be one himself.

Person 1: That guy's a nerd!
Person 2: Oh, that's Austin

by xqrm February 13, 2025

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025