april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

April Troll

Doubting the validity of everything simply because it is April Fools Day.

Micheal is such an April Troll. I offered him a sandwich but he wouldn't take it because it's April Fools Day and he thinks I did something to it.

by saltyconfetti August 20, 2012

Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

by Undermen November 1, 2022

April 18th

National ass fucking day

huddo "Fuck cant wait for april 18th" Willie "fucking oath"

by hudson paz August 3, 2020

April 4

the day martin luther king jr. died

hey its April 4, we should mourn mlk jr

by qwertyuio[]\ April 4, 2022

April 25

National spanking day. Go wild spank everyone!

Hey girl *spank*. Its national spanking day! April 25

by Obama fangirl 420 69 April 21, 2019

April 16

When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born

Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass

Dumb blonde: fuck you.

by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020