devil's nut

The first of orgasms in a given stretch of time. Usually comes about after not having sex or masterbating for a little while. It is specifically the "nut" that comes so fast, you're not to thrilled to be finishing early, and neither is she!

The solution, oddly enough as it goes, is getting rid of that sucker!

The aim is to get rid of the devils nut, once you do it's game on. It could be in the shower before your girl comes over, or you go out. Once in the habit of having sex often this hasty nut should dissapear for a while. If he does pop up, just know the second nut will be better than the first for you and your girl.

Perhaps frequent masterbation helps, apparently it is healthy. But hey sex is good too, actually sex is amazing, just watch out for that little bastard of a nut!

Condoms are good too.
James: eyyy jimmy, heard you banged sarah the other night, how was it kid?

Jimmy: mannn, thank god i got that devil's nut out before she came over, i have her in like 8 positions before i busted. Wheweee!!
by Mad chickenwing December 28, 2014
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funk nuts

#1: i lost my car keys! funk nuts!
#2: wow i got extra change! funk nuts!
by Jssica May 27, 2005
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Coco-nut

When you bust a fat nut and mix it with nesquik making a chocolatey treat for later.
Man 1: I did a coco-nut last night
Man 2: “did” a coconut?
Man 1: ya it’s when you beat your meat for a treat.
by EeeeeeGad December 16, 2019
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Nut Transcendence

The ultimate in male orgasm. Nut Transcendence is differentiated by normal orgasms due to quantity of jism or length
Mary was so hot and she used her mouth so well I achieved Nut Transcendence in no time flat.
by buriedinsounds February 12, 2010
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diesel nuts

deez nuts hanging from a diesel truck
Look at my diesel nuts.
by dinkydean November 18, 2019
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Throwing nuts

A phrase meaning 'masturbation'. coined by U.S. Soldiers in Afghanistan during a misunderstanding with a polish soldier during OEF IX.
"I'll be back in 5. I'm gonna go throw some nuts,"

"Where's Jack?"
"I dunno. Probably throwing nuts somewhere,"

"I'm sorry i don't call masturbation 'throwing nuts',"
by LDKSparda December 21, 2009
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Numb nuts

Alex: 2+2=5
Melanie:No numb nuts it equals 4!
by Your local Ashley November 25, 2021
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