American Bubbler

A person that lives in the "American" bubble. A person whom is not open to other points of view or perspectives because they are from and live in the american bubble. People that think America does no wrong and are angry and fearful of diversity rather than embracing it.

My American Bubbler friend on Facebook, whom never traveled outside of the USA, posted favorable comments and opinions about banning certain immigrants from certain countries based on their religious beliefs.

by RosewoodTeacher February 16, 2017

American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

American Curl

A regent twist on a classic pet

Person A: What’s an American curl?
Person B: A regular cat but with cool ears

by meevin December 20, 2021

American Doody

When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.

Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."

by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022

American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)

Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.

by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023

all american chicken

a game that has plastic eggs and toys that may seem cheap but are worth the $0.50

“My goal in life is to empty all of the ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN games.”
“The ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN is god.”

“Kiss my ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN ring.”

by Jobobahan July 11, 2018

American Embarrassment Experience

The profound shame associated with being swindled out of your life savings by some shit college only to be offered a $40,000/year job after graduation, all while the faggot billionaire class squanders our tax dollars amongst themselves.

What a total and absolute disgrace the American Embarrassment Experience is! They found a way to bring back indentured servitude to America!

by Publius0987 October 30, 2025