Potato

a ting used to eat crasps, crying and you can use it as a mouse, as a youtuber who payed fornite has explained. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, AS YOU WILL GET FORNITEOPHOMBIA!!!!!

"Derek, thats some real cool potato"

by Shaqmanshotop April 21, 2019

Purple Potato

They are your best-friends. They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They share the same values as you. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go. The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer make them the best.

Friend: She has Purple Potato. Let me get one too!

by PurplePotato.in November 24, 2021

pew potato

A churchgoer who stews in the benches without doing anything outside the church walls.

He's a talented guy, too bad he is a pew potato.

by fallenwarrior69 December 15, 2019

Saggy potatoe

When you sit on your balls and one becomes swollen and the ball skin stretches.

"Dude!"
"What?"
"I got the worse saggy potatoe!"

by WtfHumor March 5, 2016

potato

a word used to describe someone who is lazy and a cunt when they dont get their way.

that potato really just kicked me from the groupchat because I wouldn't send him the homework

by pogchampisntaslur December 17, 2020

potato

Potato

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by JakeN8tor May 3, 2020

potato flop

When you’re about to suck something and it just flops and you can’t do it

Maria I totally potato flopped with Derik last night.

by GGladymomma May 10, 2018