David or Daaaybid
Usually a tanned dark and handsome bloke , who's got a trademark smile.
If you haven't fucked him yet , your obviously a yucky sorta gal , because David self admittedly will cop anything. His ability to make you laugh either at him or with him is always guaranteed when your in close range of him.
Although he reckons he's an old school skeg , proof of his gap tells another story. But let me tell ya straight , what he lacks in footwork & skateboarding skills , he makes up for with too notch hand & mouth capabilities on an oussy. Cunt'll have ya suffocating yourself under ya pillow.
He comes from a long line of lynches , his buduu is brown and equipped with plenty of inches.
Builder by trade , with a tool belt tan. Whipper snipping isn't one of his strong points he leaves you with a half job rob.
If you ever meet a David that walks with one hand or both in his pockets with a bit of a hip swing , make sure you stop and shake his hand & offer him a bum . Better yet , throw him your loose change & flash him your titts. He might even let you have a few of his Dickie nits.
To sum up in just a short phrase
What a David means to me
If you don't have a daaaybid as your mcjoshy mate , you may as well go home and cry.
Because my mate daybid makes my world a phenomenally better place to be in.
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Usually a tanned dark and handsome bloke , who's got a trademark smile.
If you haven't fucked him yet , your obviously a yucky sorta gal , because David self admittedly will cop anything. His ability to make you laugh either at him or with him is always guaranteed when your in close range of him.
Although he reckons he's an old school skeg , proof of his gap tells another story. But let me tell ya straight , what he lacks in footwork & skateboarding skills , he makes up for with too notch hand & mouth capabilities on an oussy. Cunt'll have ya suffocating yourself under ya pillow.
He comes from a long line of lynches , his buduu is brown and equipped with plenty of inches.
Builder by trade , with a tool belt tan. Whipper snipping isn't one of his strong points he leaves you with a half job rob.
If you ever meet a David that walks with one hand or both in his pockets with a bit of a hip swing , make sure you stop and shake his hand & offer him a bum . Better yet , throw him your loose change & flash him your titts. He might even let you have a few of his Dickie nits.
To sum up in just a short phrase
What a David means to me
If you don't have a daaaybid as your mcjoshy mate , you may as well go home and cry.
Because my mate daybid makes my world a phenomenally better place to be in.
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by Daybid April 21, 2023
Get the Davidmug. David is the hottest person ever, with the BIGGEST dick. He is so kind and loving. He humor is so raw it is probably the funniest thing ever. They aren't afraid to take control when needed and always are down for ANYTHING. If you know a David in your life, I'd go after them because they will know how it's done
David and I hooked up, it was awesome.
by D$lova October 3, 2019
Get the Davidmug. David is a very amazing man. When he walks by people stare in amazement. He is an example of what everyone needs in life.
Person 1: "Im feeling down"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"
by i love sPiCy Ed ShErAn February 14, 2022
Get the David Goldmug. by FezarecoolX October 13, 2021
Get the Spiky Davidmug. Hot-headed nice person . Very good friend and person. He will be successful no matter what he thinks. His friends will support him No matter what especially Pratham .He might be depressed but his friends will help him get over it . He loves music , hanging out with his friends , DC ,SCP Foundation, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter ( fiction overall). He is loved by a lot of people.
by MP Landon November 24, 2022
Get the Gorugantala David Abhishekmug. by RAV3STAR May 1, 2022
Get the david-leemug. David, also known as Gayvid is closet faggot who refuses to come out of the closet. Anyone who knows him, knows he is the biggest semen guzzler and he takes it in the fudillo!
David is a faggot.
by Bstrd December 20, 2019
Get the Davidmug.