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no u

guy 1: your mom of homo gay
guy 2: no u
guy 1: oh shit nibber
by yourmomofhomogay January 29, 2018
mugGet the no umug.

Michael U.

A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.
Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.
by Anonymous Person Asked Me How February 10, 2019
mugGet the Michael U.mug.

u

Shorthand for the word "you." Commonly used on the internet by those of low intellect, or those who are much to lazy to type a three letter word.
by WAGONeater69 August 10, 2019
mugGet the umug.

no u

“No u” is known as one of societies most offensive and demolishing comebacks. There is no way to avoid these words, nor respond to them. If these words are said to you, you just simply sit their and accept your ultimate and eternal defeat.
person: “ur mom gay
super cool dude ever: “no u”
person: *dies*
mugGet the no umug.

Why u so fat?!

Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths
Why u so fat?! Jonathan?!
by Nugget32 June 9, 2022
mugGet the Why u so fat?!mug.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
by Me bois March 22, 2021
mugGet the Girlfriends (u see whats coming)mug.

No U

When Your In A Argument, or In a Insult Battle (Same thing) if they speak about you or your family just say no u
Person 1 : Go Die in a hole you useless peice of shit
Person 2 : No u
by FaZe N1NJ4 February 22, 2019
mugGet the No Umug.

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