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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
mugGet the mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hairmug.

Round up to two weeks

Age old saying that most people know of
it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks
by feminists:thelesserspecies October 16, 2021
mugGet the Round up to two weeksmug.
One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder
One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
mugGet the One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studdermug.

Heaven in two little balls

Descriptive of the male ejaculation process.
I got laid last night. For the first time finally experienced Heaven in two little balls.
by 11penny September 26, 2021
mugGet the Heaven in two little ballsmug.

goody-two-shoes

literally mehjabeen.
mehjabeen is a goody-two-shoes
by morendih June 28, 2025
mugGet the goody-two-shoesmug.

A Two Time

A person who is a total liability to their team, causing harm by stealing, sabotaging, and contributing nothing of value.
Jake kept taking supplies for himself, ignored the team's strategy, and even helped the opponents—he's A Two Time.
by Ghost64Swag February 12, 2025
mugGet the A Two Timemug.

That's two down motherfucker!

A term used to explain that you killed someone.
Person 1: That's two down motherfucker!
Person 2: What the fuck?
by thatsqeqweqew December 29, 2020
mugGet the That's two down motherfucker!mug.

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