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Matt: Sure Caitlyn, you wanna bang?
Caitlyn: Ummm Matt, we just started dating, isn't that something that happens a little later?
Matt: So no?
Caitlyn: Not no, just not now.
Matt: Whatever, I knew you were a hoe anyway.
Caitlyn: ....simp
Matt: Sure Caitlyn, you wanna bang?
Caitlyn: Ummm Matt, we just started dating, isn't that something that happens a little later?
Matt: So no?
Caitlyn: Not no, just not now.
Matt: Whatever, I knew you were a hoe anyway.
Caitlyn: ....simp
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Get the Simp mug.Simp is an old term but used nowadays more frequently. It is exclusive for men.
A simp is a man that his love for women or a specific woman crosses some limits, thus becoming an obsession.
More specifically, all simps have one or more common characteristics:
1) They are submissive/subservient to this/these women, trying to attend to all their needs and giving them too much value usually when this/these women did not give them any reason to do so.
2) They 'protect' this/these women when they are 'under attack' from other men in order to seem chivalrous and maybe get their attention through this defensive stance.
3) They disregard their pride and personal identity in order to appeal to this/these women and their tastes.
4) Every other woman, if we are talking about a simp idolizing one woman, becomes obsolete and almost non-existent for them.
5) They truly think they are the most suitable man for this/these women and all other 'competition' is not suitable to treat this/these women as they deserve to.
6) Every other man that approaches this/these women is a threat to their dream and must be eliminated in any way, usually by degrading him in front of this/these women.
Sadly all simps, no matter how much they crave the attention and of course sexual satisfaction, they never get the girl and get hate from both sexes for various understandable reasons.
A simp is a man that his love for women or a specific woman crosses some limits, thus becoming an obsession.
More specifically, all simps have one or more common characteristics:
1) They are submissive/subservient to this/these women, trying to attend to all their needs and giving them too much value usually when this/these women did not give them any reason to do so.
2) They 'protect' this/these women when they are 'under attack' from other men in order to seem chivalrous and maybe get their attention through this defensive stance.
3) They disregard their pride and personal identity in order to appeal to this/these women and their tastes.
4) Every other woman, if we are talking about a simp idolizing one woman, becomes obsolete and almost non-existent for them.
5) They truly think they are the most suitable man for this/these women and all other 'competition' is not suitable to treat this/these women as they deserve to.
6) Every other man that approaches this/these women is a threat to their dream and must be eliminated in any way, usually by degrading him in front of this/these women.
Sadly all simps, no matter how much they crave the attention and of course sexual satisfaction, they never get the girl and get hate from both sexes for various understandable reasons.
Look at Foivos, he is following Semina all day to try to get her even though she rejected him and actually has a boyfriend. What a simp!
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