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David

David is a leader of the misfits. All those led by David are driven by his powers of persuasion. He is a raunchy and dominating leader with a flair for theatrical and media arts. On a typical Friday night, David can be found commentating at a viewing party, chowing down on a fine assortment of hor d'oeuvres, and ending his night with a well trimmed cigar. Davids seldom come out during the day, as this is their period of hibernation. When a David let’s someone into their life, that person becomes forever grateful. Each contribute to life of laughter and shared successes.
Was that David who turnt up at the Halloween party?
by a_typicaltina September 17, 2023
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David

The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.
-David makes it look so easy bro. -Yeah he is the best
by Frank lucas—— November 20, 2021
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David

A name used to describe someone who has a great hunger for bare feet (mostly female... but not always). His love for feet replaces his social funcioning as a normal human being.
Omg that guy really licked my feet, he's such a David
by Wet-B May 5, 2023
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Ariana David

Basic broke ass wannabe chick that’s dumb as a rock.
Damn don’t be like Ariana David.
by Kklumsy February 16, 2018
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David

David is an extremely Horne man and will stop at nothing to get a picture of a girl
Girl 1 Did you see David fly his drone
Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera
by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022
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David

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.
“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”
by Krifti January 21, 2025
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David

A deliquiate jackass who is too dim to understand that it is not a good idea to alienate good people due to his own poor feelings.
I can even begin to comprehend how you are being such a David!
by KevinKyleKid January 29, 2023
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