Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball

When a girl is passed out naked at a party cause the dumb bitch cant handle her liquor. You proceed to take a dump in a toilet, put on a latex glove and grab a turd that looks like a meatball, and take it out of the toilet and place it on the hole of her vagina. She proceeds to wake up in the morning and looks down and see's a mooshey melting meatball looking turd slammed in her taco.

Yo Megan couldn't handle those yeagerbombs last week, its a shame cause she woke up with a Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball between her legs.

by Le Wubbie November 10, 2008

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position where a man, while drinking margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of the woman who’s wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert 5 crucifixes blessed with holy water into the vagina, while performing the act of sodomy so as not to offend the catholic God.

As a born-again virgin she needed to stay untainted according to religious doctrine, but to keep her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend from seeking sexual pleasure elsewhere, she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

Flying taco bologna bird

A bird with a body made of bologna (pronounced bowlognuh)
Wings made of tacos and a taco head. These animals are endangered, for they are so delicious. Their homeland is Mexico.

I like flying taco bologna birds.

by OllieKazam January 15, 2018

me when taco bell

i will shart the god damn toilet toilet

me when taco bell made me shart like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by yourlocalmemer July 17, 2022

Ola Taco Bell manager

A very bald annoying person he is very bitchy he works at the Taco Bell in towson

Ola Taco Bell manager is a bitch

by Gejdiruchhd July 8, 2019

melted cheese on my taco

When you dont have a condom but the girl is so horny she still wants to fuck, so you pull out, and you spray your J all over her poon

Guy - oh yeah girl im about to cum
Girl - ok just pull out and put that melted cheese on my taco
Guy - Oh fuck yeah
Girl - Damn im love that warm melted cheese on my taco

by K-Rich January 6, 2006

vanilla taco

A) The greatest man to ever live, in fact, he is the chosen one. Known to lead the weakened world army against the army of Zurge in the final battle of Zion year 3024.

B) Sex act involving a girl creaming in a taco and eating it

Person 1) Wow, is that Vanilla Taco?
Person 2) It is, he is such a great basketball player, and all around better person then anyone!

Guy 1) Dude, my girl did a vanilla taco last night.
Guy 2) Was it a Taco Bell taco?

by VanillaTaco February 12, 2014