the length and/or width of a males reproductive organ (penis). The average for a 19 year old is apporximately 6.2".
by Ryan February 1, 2005
Get the Penis Size mug.A potentially painful condition in which a male, often wearing boxers or no underwear, is walking or jogging and the testicles and/or flaccid penis repeatedly slaps against the inner thighs.
Jogger Chad: "Dude... ok, I gotta take a break here..."
Jogger Michael: "Aw, man come on... we got three miles to go."
Jogger Chad: "Dude... fucking got pendulum penis going on right now, k? Gimme a freaking break."
Jogger Michael: "For Christ's sake, you said that two minutes ago."
Jogger Chad: "Fuck off! I thought I had the testies of Papa Smurf last time I tried to tough it out... couldn't beat off for two days."
Jogger Michael: "Aw, man come on... we got three miles to go."
Jogger Chad: "Dude... fucking got pendulum penis going on right now, k? Gimme a freaking break."
Jogger Michael: "For Christ's sake, you said that two minutes ago."
Jogger Chad: "Fuck off! I thought I had the testies of Papa Smurf last time I tried to tough it out... couldn't beat off for two days."
by Reman "Sidepiece" Johnsons October 29, 2009
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by Captian spank your momma March 29, 2011
Get the Walking Penis mug.The explosion of jizz which creates a distinct noise, sounding very much like the section of trumpets playing in a marching band.
Last night, after Henrieta gave Chaz a vigourous BJ, the penis symphony exploded in a mass hysteria of snaps, clicks, and squishes.
by ToquitoSSSSS! December 7, 2007
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"Whoah, you have a transsexual penis"
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*sucks*
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"Whoah, you have a transsexual penis"
"Yeah"
"Your still hot as fuck, fuck it"
*sucks*
by Someonerandombuddy October 5, 2013
Get the transsexual penis mug.1.)noun-One who masturbates using only his forefinger and thumb.
2.)noun-A clamp in which is place at the base of the penis in order to cut off ejaculation.
2.)noun-A clamp in which is place at the base of the penis in order to cut off ejaculation.
1.) Alan is a very kind person, but nonetheless he is a penis pincher.
2.) I carefully worked on my penis pincher along with a condom to have maximum protection against pregnancy.
2.) I carefully worked on my penis pincher along with a condom to have maximum protection against pregnancy.
by kickstop February 1, 2005
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