penis period 

blood that appears on the penis, several months after pink sliping

agh: shit, my boyfriend had a penis period last weekend

penis period by masterofrpg March 24, 2004

penis cookie 

The new term for teabagging in the Halo world. Instead of asking, "How do my nuts taste?", when teabagging, one can say, "Take that penis cookie!"

Guy 1 kills Guy 2 in Halo and teabags him.
Guy 1 : How does that penis cookie taste?
Guy 2 : Damn, I can't fit it all in my mouth at once.

penis cookie by kenster421 October 20, 2008

penis leach 

one who wont get off my dick.

i got some good shit and now my cousin josh is a penis leach.

penis leach by mclout October 6, 2009

Penis Doctor 

A person who exmines a penis (most likely a woman)

Dude 1 : Man!! i need to go see my penis doctor!!!
Dude 2 : Me too! whos your doctor?
Dude 1 : MEGAN FOXXX DUH??!

Penis Doctor by Penis doctor April 21, 2010

Penis Check 

When a man needs sexual gratification off his woman, he asks for a penis check. The woman is instructed to play with his balls, feeling for any abnormalities, then after wank the penis to ensure that is fine. If the woman refuses to do the check then the man can use a guilt trip and say. "Your checking for testicular cancer."

Man "Hey babes i need a penis check its Sunday night."
Woman "Not now."
Man "You dont want me to get cancer now do you?"

Penis Check by ajax1111 November 12, 2011

Penis Pillows 

Luscious, female lips.

"Dude, Angelina Jolie has amazing penis pillows!"

"Excuse me good Sir, but I do believe that Scarlett Johansson has an even better set of penis pillows."

Penis Pillows by Forrest Olinger April 24, 2007

penis breath 

A sucker of cock. whos breath smells of penis.

HE has penis breath from sucking his fathers cock.

penis breath by Nigga May 3, 2004