Simp

A simp is someone who puts his females before the boys.

"Hey Tom do you want to come planet?"
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him

by The CEO of The Boys April 18, 2020

Simp

You. You are a simp. Admit it.

Person: Are you a simp?
Person2: yes..

by You don’t 2 know my name February 26, 2021

Simp

Roguish_Raven

Mans such a simp trying to get modded by doing the mods job for them

by Not_A_Simp March 01, 2020

SIMP

It's just Lorcan.

He's a SIMP

by He'sASimp March 28, 2023

simp

you

you are a simp

by woajsneme September 22, 2020

Simp

Simp is a contraction for Simpleton , Simpleton is a contraction for Simple Person.

ie: you are a stupid, simple person for misunderstanding the meaning of the word.

'All these Simp's keep making up their own definitions for a word already established.'

Josey " My friend is such a Simp, he buys me everything and we don't even fuck!' Josey's friend " That doesn't even make sense, shut the fuck up you Simp'

by Braybee April 04, 2021

Simp

An idiot called Tyl

Tyl is a simp

by Jorrinxxx March 05, 2020