by chinesecommie September 23, 2020
a simp is someone who has an unrequited lover (or doesn’t gain attention back from the person they desire). Simps often deny this quality, especially if they are ghosted.
Signs you’re a simp
-you’ll do anything for a girl who doesn’t like you
-you ask girls out all the time
-you try and become an fboy and move on fast to hide your heartbreak
-girls straight hate you
Signs you’re a simp
-you’ll do anything for a girl who doesn’t like you
-you ask girls out all the time
-you try and become an fboy and move on fast to hide your heartbreak
-girls straight hate you
by exposeking300 April 20, 2020
Not all simps are beggars, some are patient and respectful to women. I have a friend that absolutely didn't have any interest in her "simp." Although they talked for months and with his patience and commitment, she fell in love with him. They adore each other to this day and are about to get married.
by WarriorWolf_27 September 22, 2020
"Hey Tom do you want to come planet?"
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
__________________________________
"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him
by The CEO of The Boys April 18, 2020
by You don’t 2 know my name February 26, 2021
Roguish_Raven
by Not_A_Simp March 01, 2020