Michael Jackson

Hee hee man

"Hee hee"

"Oh look it's Michael Jackson!"

by Heé November 7, 2022

Michael Triggered

When you get triggered at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, even when people are clearly be sarcastic.

Mychail is Michael Triggered right now, so DO NOT speak to the weeb.

by Michael Triggered May 11, 2018

Michael

Someone who will turn out gay in the near future and will be never funny. They will smack your ass, he will kiss your dad and finger him.

Look Michael is weird and gay

by LOOKIE MICHAEL February 1, 2022

Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

N: A person who can do it all. A wunderkind.

Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.

by White Noise August 22, 2023

Michael

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.

Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!

by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023

Michael

bitch.

Michael’s a bitch

by blehblahbleh July 4, 2025

Michael Taylor

Michael Taylor is the best human you could ever ask for when playing the hit game Call of Duty: Black Ops. This player on the Xbox is the greatest random you could ask for when trying to hit COD trickshots. Michael likes to hold angles in Search and Destroy for as long as possible, these angles include D3 and E3 on the WMD map, aswell as D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map. Trickshotters love Michael Taylor so much because he happens to hold the perfect areas where the trickshotters are able to go for their trickshots at a good distance and have enough air time to execute their combos properly. Michael Taylor is also a very simple man and all he desires is an L96A1. If you happen to encounter Michael Talor in a Black Ops lobby make sure to drop him an L96A1 and give him some words of encouragement to stay in the lobby. Even when Michael Taylor is not in the lobby his spirit can still be found among other players. If these other randoms end up holding a Michael Taylor angle such as D3 and E3 on the WMD map, and D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map make sure to shoutout to your teammates that “he’s holding a Michael Taylor angle!”

Guy 1: “Bro this random is holding a perfect angle for our trickshots!”

Guy 2: “Oh that’s just the local random Michael holding his infamous Michael Taylor angle, don’t disturb him.”

by MoniNac July 9, 2024