great mexican challenge

The Great Mexican Challenge is the south of the border version of the Great American Challenge. It involves teams of 3-4 people drinking 30 tecate beers and a fifth of tequila, smoking an eighth of weed, eating 20 tacos, and breaking open a piñata.

"Hey Juan, are you doing the Great Mexican Challenge tomorrow with Pablo and Jose?"

"Yeah man, it's gonna be loco!"

by AnonymousLion17 March 17, 2017

Flag

Get the great mexican challenge mug.

mexican tea party

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.

You gonna put those beers in the fridge or are you having a mexican tea party?

by scarygary30 June 20, 2020

Flag

Get the mexican tea party mug.

Mexican Kidney Stone

when a woman puts a pepper seed in your pee hole

It got pretty kinky last night, I passed a Mexican Kidney Stone.

by obiWanTwoThree August 25, 2018

Flag

Get the Mexican Kidney Stone mug.

mexican poo bear

When a person takes a full bag of tortilla chips and pours a full can of queso cheese inside and uses their bare hands to paw the chips out.

I'm gonna mexican poo bear those chips!

by Tman202020 January 19, 2023

Flag

Get the mexican poo bear mug.

Mexican Construction Crew

A sex position(s)...obviously. All parties involved are required to speak Spanish only (rudimentary English at most). All penis wielding individuals must insert said key into their partner (preferably woman). Then they use their partner as a fulcrum on which to rotate. The penis holder then has to rotate around their parter in a corkscrew motion while applying similar force to a jackhammer.

"Oh hey you look like you have had a bad day, want to 'Mexican Construction Crew'?"
"No habla Ingles."
"Oh oye, parece que has tenido un mal día, ¿quieres 'Equipo de Construcción Mexicano'?"
"Si."
*sex occurs*

by cumsquad January 8, 2023

Flag