May 17th

Ok this day you gotta text one of your ex’s and say something bold to see what they say
Person 1: hey girl you text one of your ex’s yet?

Person 2: tf why would I??

Person 1: it’s may 17th girl let’s be bold today I’ll text mine too
by Hot girl summer dares March 24, 2021
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May 17th

The day you can get back with your bitch and fuck like its the first time again
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May 17th

The word being defined: You guys should really clean your vaginas. A myth is that vaginas clean themselves. Yes, it does, actually. But it flushes away all the harmful bacteria for you. You cannot live forever knowing your vagina is gonna save the day. Please. Wash your vagina. Your vagina won't single handedly do it for you and just pop out hands to clean it for you. Clean your butthole too. Many of you women don't clean. Please clean it. Seriously. No joke.
being defined hey! didn't you know May 17th is national clean your vagina day? you should probably really clean your vagina lol
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May the Rizz be with you

A famous quote from the hit series Rizz Wars usually associated with the character ObiRizz Kenobi (Rizz-Kenobi for short). It is a phrase used to wish an individual or group good luck or good rizz. It expressed the speaker's wish that the power of Rizz works in the favor of the addressee.
Jeremy: DAYUM shawty looking fine as hell, I'm finna ask for her number

Mark: May the Rizz be with you.
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it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~
i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now
by coolwill February 03, 2025
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My Mai

mai is the type of person to steal your heart with in seconds, without a thought your whole heart will be filled with her. she's absolutely gorgeous, smart, has the best humour and will be the person you click with almost instantly. she has the most beautiful soul ever that you could have sworn she's an angel. where you look, everything will remind you of her, her gorgeous eyes, loving smile, comforting laugh and her as a being. mai is the person you take home to meet your mom. every moment you spend with mai you'll realize how much you keep falling for her charms over and over, she has such a way of words she'll send you to the moon and back. if i could get mai anything in the world, i wouldn't know. because she already has all my love and my whole heart. mai is that one person you pass by and never stop thinking about. there is no way to define mai. If you were to define all of her amazing traits you could keep going for years, because her amazing traits never have an ending. if you have a mai in your life, your heart will always be full of her. mai i love you! 난 인생자체보다 널 더 사랑해 :3
my mai is the most special girl in the world
by jayisformai December 23, 2023
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Smelly Mai

An idiot who dumps the sexiest man on the planet
I hate Smelly Mai
by Hi guys spidey here March 27, 2020
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