lillie-may

she is the ALPHA WOLF AND YOU DONT MESS WITH HER IF YOU DO SHE WILL EAT YOU OUT. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHE ONLY EATS YOU OUT AND CHIPS AND SALSA. ALSO SHE IS MOMMY AND THE DAD IS BARRY B BENSON

“Lillie-may, w-why did you eat me out when daddy benson said not to?”

by possums69696969699 January 22, 2022

May 16

Kiss or makout with your significant other. No excuse. If you don't then no balls.

Girl:oh shit it's may 16
Boy: you know what that means ;)

by Jackson'sballss May 13, 2022

May 13th

National ass pic day. On May 13th you gotta send an ass pic if someone asks.

You: Send ass piv?
Them: no
You: but it’s may 13th
Them: *sends ass pic*

by Argargargass May 13, 2022

May 16

national give a boy a kiss day

Hey its May 16: national give a boy a kiss day so give me a kiss

by OB_ben_dover May 13, 2022

May 16

May 16, National Hug your Girl Friend Day. No matter what happens that day YOU GOT TO HUG HER

“Bro it’s national Hug day, It’s may 16 I got hug my girlfriend”

by _s_i_m_p_h_u_b_ May 13, 2022

may 15th

Let ur gf login to your Snapchat for 35 minutes

Gf : can I login to your Snapchat

Bf : why

Gf : because it's may 15th and I'm your gf

by kate 124 May 14, 2022

May 14th

May 14th is bff day, BEST FEMALE FRIENDS DAY! today is the day to go out and have fun with your FEMALE friends and appreciate how hot, amazing, and cool they are.

Did you hear how awesome May 14th is? Its best female friends day!

by ilovelovebahahaj May 14, 2022