schadenfreude fart

Getting pleasure in watching others respond to flatus that is intentionally left behind in a shared or confined space.

The ticket line is one of the best places to schadenfreude fart.

After leaving a schadenfreude fart in the elevator, I sat nearby to watch others react to the stench.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

milk fart

A fart that travels through a turd before exiting the ass, creating a very pungent aroma. A milk fart will occur in the few hours leading up to a bowel movement, as the turds have made their way close to the butthole, creating the filter that your gas will pass through on it's way out.

"Damn.. that bitch Brenda just laid out a milk fart, I'm fucking nautious."

by djmoosenuts August 25, 2011

cum-fart

A sexual encounter, usually a gay man, who had just been cummed in, than sharts out their partners cum.

Dude last night i cum-farted with my cousin, cuz im REDNECK!

by bobby the nigger September 30, 2012

Protein Fart

A deadly type of flatulence, occurring when an individual has an overuse of steroids or protein.

It is actually documented on Canadian Biological Containment Registry (CBCR) that these farts are a biological and nucleur threat and those that inhale this deadly substance will become a zombie or piece of brocoli.

PRO-TEEN FAH-ARTT
(NOUN)

Paulo: Yo fucking Luke let a fucking protein fart the other day...
Nick: DAYUUMM! Did you------
Paulo: Yea, I got the vaccine. Matt's dad actually gave me the shot
Nick: Fucking guy... Bet hes still on those roids...
Paulo: Aiight lets go to the docks
Nick: ROFLCOPTER!

by DJ Paulojustownedyourass April 3, 2009

Fanny Fart

The delightfully sloppy 'pffffup' that emits from a girl with a particularly loose or moist pudenda.

'Did you just fanny fart?'

Also used as an insult 'you soggy fanny fart!'

by miss drop December 3, 2007

vag fart

When air from your ass gets pushed up through your vagina and it feels like youre farting through your vagina. It is actually physically impossible to make a genuine vag fart unless your ass and vaginal canals are connected. Then youd be shitting through your vagina. A vag fart is also know as a queef.

Person 1:Oh look I just made a vag fart!
Person 2: How did it feel?
Person 1: weird but crisp and refreshing

by Mimono July 22, 2010

FART IN BRAZIL

When a sex girl farts in your mouth

that girl i brought home from the club gave me a fart in brazil last night it was tasty

by anussuckerrr March 25, 2009