Anxiety Bag

noun - a bag of vaporized cannabis too large for just one human. Unless, of course, that human is toking proficient.

Gentleman 1: I'd better not fill her all the way up, otherwise she'll be an anxiety bag.

Voice in Gentleman 1's Head: Just like my wife!

Gentleman 1: Ba-zing!!

by Líf: Amigo de los Pájaros July 19, 2013

Ditch bag

Someone who ditchs you who you feel is a nit bag at the same time.

My friend and me arrange to go somewhere and he ditchs me and just before he was being a twat, then the next day i would call him a "Ditch Bag".

by oscartv July 5, 2012

titan bag

When you teabag someone in Titanfall. Can be titan-on-human, human-on-titan, or titan-on-titan. Human-on-human teabagging is frowned upon, because it's not sufficiently epic. Spelled with either a space or a hyphen, because titanbag looks like tit-an-bag, which sounds like a sex thing.

Me: "I'm going to kick the shit out of you in Titanfall, scrub."

UPS Billy: "I'm going to titan bag you every chance I get."

by F0r Aiur February 7, 2014

Bean bagged

When your inept manager pushes all their work onto their employees to avoid facing upto their responsibilities because they're a pussy.

Omg, Steve just bean bagged me like crazy, why doesn't he just learn to do his job!?

by Acka123 January 24, 2020

The Pendulum Bag

A sexual act in which an average to poorly endowed bayman with a biblically large scrotum engages in doggy-style sex. The oversized bag swings like a pendulum, crashing against the female’s clitoris like the waves of Griquet, causing mild pleasure.

Jeez by, I never had much of a lad, but luckily Jen dies for the pendulum bag.

by Master Seacock April 8, 2019

Smacking Bags

1.) The act of pleasing your boss.

2.) When you are in a heavy bromance with your buddy.

Scott and Ron are in the conference room “smacking bags”.

by Patsy Stone June 8, 2018

douche bag

One who thinks he is 'the shit' when in reality he is a giant tool.

"My boyfriend Nick G. called me a cunt and a fucking bitch today, right after we left the Dodger game."

"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!

by Wise-man-errr May 27, 2009