Tom Brady

My man really hatched out of an egg.

Tom Brady has hatched!

by ShaquelleOatmeal July 31, 2021

quirky bread eater

Someone who’s cool and awesome and sexy and awesome and amazing and so cool and also very sexy

“wow there’s that quirky bread eater, i always knew they were very sexy”

by sew your fingers together November 13, 2021

Zeign Brady

Zeign Brady is Uh-Mazing! He is perfect in every way! He has a love and a longing passion for life! He is a FIGHTER! He loves his Momma! He loves to play and deserves ALL the best in life! Everyone should have a "Zeign Brady" in their life!

person 1: When I grow up I wanna be a Zeign Brady!
person 2: Zeign Brady will change the world! He's so dreamy!

by Zeign Brady September 4, 2021

Tom Brady

The cheating QB that Eli Manning beat in two Super Bowls lol.

Remember when Tom Brady deliberate deflated footballs to beat the Colts in the AFC championship in 2014?

by 9/27/21 September 12, 2021

wonder bread bag

In jail, men use wonder bread bags as condoms.

Low testosterone wonder bread bag bitch

by Flishiboi September 27, 2021

Wonder bread thighs

Lovely white legs that are nice and soft

Why girl has wonder bread thighs and I sleep soundly when my head is between them

by Azurvix October 18, 2021

0899/Bread

A mother of god knows how many kids, plays starve.io, and spends time on discord

0899/Bread is awesome

by Big brain man 01 November 21, 2021