Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.
You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”
by plyby_ November 1, 2021
Get the April 26thmug. 
A day on which the best plonkers in the world are born. They are usually very loving, and look cute in very oversized hats.
Hey man, did you hear this girl was born on the 14th of April?
Yeah man, shes such a plonker but shes the star of my world...
Yeah man, shes such a plonker but shes the star of my world...
by PickledThrill April 3, 2022
Get the 14th of Aprilmug. Rules:
1. You can’t smoke or vape or juul... (the most basic rule)
2. You can’t be with your friends at the same time when they smoke
3. You can’t BUY nicotine even if you want to buy it for later
4. FOLLOW ALL THE RULES!!
1. You can’t smoke or vape or juul... (the most basic rule)
2. You can’t be with your friends at the same time when they smoke
3. You can’t BUY nicotine even if you want to buy it for later
4. FOLLOW ALL THE RULES!!
by Pfff whattt November 6, 2019
Get the No nicotine Aprilmug. The fit throwing single momma drama ass trailer type queen that usually sleeps with everyone one who knows it all and can't tell her different
by Tramp,babysmomma October 3, 2022
Get the April shitmug. this years April first, a cute guy’s birthday, you should totally ask him out and see if he asks if it’s a joke, when it isn’t :)
by WindowsXPPPPP November 23, 2021
Get the april 1st 2021 mug. “Wiggles ur annoying asf & act like a pick me.” An example that a stanky ahh b!tch would say on Tuesday, April 11 2023
by Flabbyab April 11, 2023
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