April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”

by Aries giving December 2, 2023

April 5th

National send arch pics day. Once requested it cannot be denied.

Yo dude it’s April 5th! Go ask Nat for some arch pics u know she got the phatty

by FuckYouItsBigD April 5, 2024

April 4th

Shove your abnormally small friend into a fridge day

April 4th

Hello small friend you will be shoved into a fridge

by Dickheadkillme April 3, 2022

April 18

Someone by the name of Blu was born on this day. It so happens to be Grey sucks Blu off day! What a surprise! Good luck, and have a good April 18.

Hey Blu! happy birthday! You know what this means, its april 18.

by DefinitelyNotLuckyFish June 8, 2022

april 6th

send a titty pic day

Hey its “april 6th”
oh yeah here

by Dr.pickle35 April 6, 2024

April 24

National Boob Showing Day

April 24: The Person (usually female, but sometimes men) with breasts would send their significant other a picture of their breasts.

by User_Generated April 24, 2024

27 April

27 April
national have sex day!!

boy- can we do it?
girl- im not sure..
boy- but you have to its 27 April!
girl- okeyy fine

by urban publish April 24, 2024