April 2nd

People born on this day hate furries and among us, and love Palau and Twizzlers

Person 1: "Hey I was born on April 2nd"
Person 2: "Wow cool! You must hate furries and among us, and love Palau and Twizzlers"
Person 1: "Yep!"

by Artil January 8, 2021

april 1st 2021

this years April first, a cute guy’s birthday, you should totally ask him out and see if he asks if it’s a joke, when it isn’t :)

i like you let’s date it’s april 1st 2021 ur kidding lmao stfu
I wasn’t but hey your loss

by WindowsXPPPPP November 23, 2021

April 29th

April 29th is national makeout with your bf/gf day so do it

Gf: wanna makeout it’s april 29th

Bf: fuck yea!

by A lifesaver 🫶🏻 April 27, 2022

April 5th

A national holiday where you MUST give you’re partner postage stamps in order to get arch pics

Hey it’s April 5th i got you the stamps arch pic when??

by Anniversary bot April 5, 2024

April 28th

National send your brother $100 if he’s 19 and is names Nathan

Yo! Where’s my money it’s April 28th?

by Gumballwanderson April 28, 2024

April 12

National give ur boyfriend head day

On this day (April 12) you have to give ur bf head

by Iloveurdick69 April 11, 2021

9th april

It’s national winifred day, squeeze your nan and tell her you love her

it’s 9th april run up wall nan

by guest67876 April 23, 2020