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I Just Cracked My Nucks

I Just Cracked my Nucks not my nuts
by Icrackedmynucks April 9, 2021
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Crack head

An English chav who really wants to tussle. Don't give one fuck as he just wants some clout.
"You're such a fucking crack head mate! I'm not gonna fight a bitch who uses Mc Donald's wifi!"
by OmarioGaming@YouTube July 29, 2020
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Cracked badge

"It seems like all the cops in Florida are on the take. What a bunch of cracked badges."
by Bird the Word January 2, 2009
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Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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Split crack

The part of the bathing that goes inside the girls asshole
You see that hoe over there she’s wearing a split crack
by anonymous January 12, 2022
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kpop crack

A kpop discord server of LGBTQ+ wholesome* people who worship the song, "dkdk (pit-a-pat)" by fromis_9 on a daily basis**. They also constantly use bots in the wrong channels <3

Plus a bunch of mentally ill crackheads that will make a bunch of inside jokes you won't get.

*Warning: Mostly NOT wholesome.
**I'm not kidding. They're obsessed.
by yourpseudonym23 December 31, 2020
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Saddle Crack

The act of a woman receiving oral sex whilst sitting on someone’s face and putting enough weight on them to crack their jaw or cause other facial injury.
Dude what happened to your face?” - Ron
“She sat on my face so hard I got a saddle crack!”-Ben
by Lady of Poop April 22, 2025
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