by idontknowwhatnametouse May 25, 2011
A 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' is someone who scours the internet in search of 'inspirational quotes, song lyrics, words of wisdom or in fact, anything that is more intelligent and creative than what they can come up with.
They will then use these in there Facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. Typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.
They will then use these in there Facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. Typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.
Typical examples of a 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' trying to seem deep and intelligent...
"Sometimes I've gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul"
"Honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence..."
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
"Sometimes I've gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul"
"Honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence..."
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
by Gypo_bmx January 09, 2013
For example: Serrano shit on Nicole’s hilarious good morning text, not realizing it was an awesome 2014 Facebook post.
by Gotchab!tch November 27, 2024
Facebook-blue is the specific blue used in facebook also known as the hex color code #4267b2
this word is mostly used when seeing another website with the same or similiar blue as facebook
this word is mostly used when seeing another website with the same or similiar blue as facebook
Steve:"Nice website you got there, I see you are using Facebook-Blue"
Bob:"thanks, how did you know?"
Steve:"well, I just do"
Bob:"thanks, how did you know?"
Steve:"well, I just do"
by Henxter November 27, 2017
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.
Related to:
Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.
Related to:
Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.
When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:
"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
by NeilPeel December 22, 2010
Dude 1: Hey man i just met this hot girl on facebook go on her page and look at her pics
Dude 2: Dude her pictures are hot but in person shes fugly you fell for the Facebook illusion
Dude 2: Dude her pictures are hot but in person shes fugly you fell for the Facebook illusion
by kilam345 January 15, 2012
a individual that buys stuff for very cheap on facebook marketplace then sells them on ebay for triple the price
danny: i bought a ps2 on facebook marketplace for 40 dollars and then resold it on ebay for 180!
timmy: ew facebook marketplace reseller
timmy: ew facebook marketplace reseller
by tommyvercettifanclub January 05, 2025