Death

The opposite of porn

Person 1: What's your poem about
Person 2: Death.
Person 1: Mine's about the opposite of death.
Person 2: PORN!?!?!?!?!

by Jacking off in a walmart May 09, 2022

Death

Your free get out of work/school ticket.

*worker #1: Hey, did you here? John isn't coming to work today.
*worker #2: Why?
*worker #1: He died.

Death- Being dead.

by NeverGonnaEscapeCovid September 29, 2020

Death

A non-human entity, typically thought of as a skeleton-like figure in a black cloak with a scythe, though this could be completely incorrect. This non-human entity is generally thought of as fictional.

Death scoops up the souls of the fallen each night.

by 100% Purebred Irish January 14, 2020

Death

Your free get out of work/school ticket.

*worker #1: Hey, did you here? John isn't coming to work today.
*worker #2: Why?
*worker #1: He died.

Death- Being dead.

by NeverGonnaEscapeCovid September 29, 2020

Death

Death

If you have no WiFi and your phone is almost dead then you are close to death.

by Myphoneliterally@1% January 31, 2020

Death

The best thing ever invented

You need to death

by TheYeetm@n October 10, 2019

death

january: my cat, my teacher
febuary: my two rabits (on one day)
march: my guinea pig
april: my other rabit

life is cruel so death helps you

by TheLonelyOne:) July 07, 2022