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I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012
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When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
by MK Dicky May 17, 2021
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mary bush

When a guy goes down on a girl with a bush or commonly known was "wolf pussy".
you gave a mary bush.ewwwwwwwww
by 134567 March 4, 2010
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talking bush

Short and less offensive way to say "to talk bullshit".
Peter: Steven said that there were WMD's in Iraq.
Tony: Oh, he was just talking bush.
by Gaijin2 March 10, 2010
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Bush

A game where people will try to push other people into bushes whilst shouting 'bush' at them to gain satisfaction out of others' pain. This normally happens between a group of drunks.
After being bushed -
'That is not a bush!'
by Fraisin January 5, 2010
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awkward bush

A bush that needs to be trimmed up... ALOT.
She had such an awkward bush, it gave me rugburn.
by ascott11 January 23, 2011
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Midieval Bush

A pubic area that has full grown and ungroomed pubic hair, resembling that of pubic area of an unshowered/ungroomed person during the midieval times (due to a lack of knowledge in the pubic grooming trade).
"Ew, you can tell that girl doesn't shower and has the dirtiest midieval bush!"

"No, I would not go down on Cate Blanchette in Robin Hood, celebrity or not, during that era she definately had a midieval bush."

"I've been backpacking for 2 weeks now, I'm starting to get a midieval bush."
by gongshowhost April 13, 2011
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