I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

bush dyke

a lesbian that doesn’t believe in shaving their pubes because they think it promotes pedoph*lia

she pulled down her pants and that’s when i could tell she was a whole ass bush dyke.

by bushdyke January 28, 2024

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.

by Sexydimma February 6, 2014

Bush Grinder

Two butch lesbians giving head to each other with full bushes.

As a 6’2 masc lesbian, it’s hard to find another bush grinder who can really sink their teeth into the forest

by Rainibaby444 July 26, 2025

bush hammer

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.

Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.

"There it was staring me in the face; the legendary bush hammer. I feared for my genitals."

by Tracey the Unicorn November 9, 2017

put that pussy in the bush

Instructing a mature women who shaves her pubic hair, like a baby, to grow it out and go natural.

Damn bitch, you look like a 6 year old. Put that pussy in the bush

by Alprazo November 11, 2017