Titty tits

The best type of tits. They are wet and juicy and you can suck on them all day.

Girl: “Hey.”

Guy: “Hey. Nice titty tits.”

Girl: “Wanna suck em’ and fuck em’?”

Guy: “Hell yeah!”

Both: (enter bedroom)

by Tim Bundleballs March 24, 2021

Tomato Titties

Titties being thrust up through the opening of a v-neck t-shirt by a push-up bra.

I was at a party with my little cousin and I told her "you better but those tomato titties away bitch, this ain't no grocery store".

by jackrabbitjohnny January 29, 2024

Grab titties day

On April 12 it’s national grab titties
Day

Just walk by and grab her titties , it’s national grab titties day

by Are_dogs_real April 11, 2019

Titty hooker

A woman or man who titty fucks only in exchange for money or cryptocurrency.

The titty hooker charged him $300 for the tit fuck.

by Brassket June 11, 2021

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022

Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.

Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.

by Shmosis January 4, 2017

Titty planking

When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching

So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.

by Mysterryder March 7, 2022