tits to the pits

A female-gendered alternative to the popular male-gendered phrase "balls to the wall," intended to portray a person being hardcore and awesome like a woman going tits to the pits.

President Obama needs to go tits to the pits in the deficit negotiations with Republicans.

by krimbul772 July 13, 2011

nasty tits

meaning when something is so awesome that the only thing you could think of is NASTY TITS.

omg, you see that movie?
- yeah it was some Nasty Tits

by john6667777888 February 8, 2008

Big Titted Animal

A term of endearment for your loved one. Usually your loved one has big mommy milkers.

Created by Tom Segura

What’s for dinner you Big Titted Animal

by Fedsmoker2395 March 24, 2021

sugar tits

term used by jonathan valasquez to describe the ULTIMATE pair of suculant tits. oftwer used as sunshine and lady bug refersing to eachothers sweet bossoms.

DAMN! that slut has some nice sugar tits, oh hey rooby

by sunshineANDlove December 28, 2005

Tit to Arm Ratio

Tit to arm ratio (Also known as TTAR) is a girl with thin arms combined with larger than normal breasts.

Panjeet: Isn’t Hannah‘s body the hottest?
Adinew: Yeah, she has the best tit to arm ratio

by Mr. Dick Shinary August 4, 2022

Sopping Cow Tits

Used to describe a pair of breasts that are both large like a cow and sopping. Sopping being an onomatopoeic word that cannot be precisely defined as it depends on context. Especially recommended for describing the rack of a girl having well formed and large boobs, typically by way of breast implants or just naturally massive melons, but also the jugs themselves must be sopping in some way. Very useful in situations in which describing the breasts literally would be onerous or cumbersome.

Situation 1:

D: What are Sarah's breasticles like?

A: Mate, they're Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe.

Situation 2:

D: Isn't that...?

A: Yeah, the one with the Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe

by Mad Avid Ad May 5, 2011

Calm your tits

A phrase we use when a fellow being is: stressed, anxious, freaking out, pissed off, raging, etc.
We can use other phrases such as "calm down", "take a chill pill", "I got chu", "take five", or "take a breather"; but "calm your tits" has the word tits in it and everybody loves tits. So therefore it is right and just to use "calm your tits" when somebody is about to rage.
However, "Calm your tits" is a PG 13 saying. If you are under the age of 13 please use the following:
- "soothe your boobs"
- "de-stress your breasts"
- "undo the calamity that is in your mammaries"
- "adjust your bust before it combusts"

Example #1 (for people above the age of 13)
*couple on phone*
Girlfriend: you liked her fucking instagram photo and rated her a 10 blah blah blah blah unfaithful blah blah ratchet blah blah blah no luv u no mo blah blah heartbrok-
Boyfriend: Babe, calm your tits. I gots you.
Girlfriend: *le sigh*

Example #2 (for people under the age of 13)
Mom: Why is there so many f*cking dishes in the sink Jimmy?! Didnt I tell you to feed the dog?! Where the f*ck is the remote! Make me a coffee and do your chores Jimmy or you're grounded for a month!
Jimmy: Adjust your bust before it

combusts.
*end of discussion*

Example #3
Tyrone: *takes off with Quinelle's weave without consulting*
Quinelle: *screams* Ackrite Tyrone! Dont fucking play around!! Get your ass back here right now!!!
Tyrone: Geez, Quinelle. Calm your tits. I was just playing around b...

Thank you for your time

by Quinelle April 7, 2014