Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
Email subject line by Karen -
TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024
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Get the Top Five Vibes mug.Friend 1: How long do you think these bananas will be good for? They feel a little mushy.
Friend 2: Ten days, tops.
Friend 2: Ten days, tops.
by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022
Get the Tops mug.An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.
by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025
Get the dung beetle on top of the poop mug.Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com
“How was your date with Brian last night?”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
by QUILLCAT April 10, 2022
Get the Yelp Top mug.A drink which is comprised of Rita's Lime-A-Rita poured over a full cup of ice topped with White Claw Mango Hard Seltzer. A quality "Claw on Top" is gauged by the first few sips which should be 100% indistinguishable from pure White Claw (Mango flavor).
by Nicky the drink man August 22, 2019
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