Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.

OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021

Cracking The Function

to make something successful, or make it go your way.

Bro, no way you just threw back 8 percocets! Your totally cracking the function!

by Tayy9x June 21, 2022

Crack head

A loser who smokes crack cocaine because they are dumb

Bboy alien ness aint no community hero, he's a crack head who is very destructive and has no soul

by Crack head hunter August 31, 2019

Crack Smack

When in an altercation, one takes his/her hand and drags it through his ass crack and smacks the opposing individual.

My friend said she wanted to do something my dad didn't like so he Crack smacked her.

by Dat Boi Buhlahkay December 19, 2021

cracked off my teeth

when you are so high on drugs, that your teeth feel like they are splitting/being broken by someone or something.
It can also mean that you are about to overdose if you feel this sensation inside your mouth. It is highly dangerous to be " cracked off your teeth" and you could become reckless towards members of the public or to people you may know.

"Guys im cracked off my teeth"

by strange fruitty June 13, 2019

Wishbone Crack

When the glutes are so sculpted, the top of the butt crack splits into a V-shape, resembling an inverted wishbone

His squat game is on point, he has a wishbone crack.

by dmarquee November 5, 2019

crack advice

Poor or otherwise reluctant advice.

Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.

by horuntori September 1, 2016