I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

Ham Bushing

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.

Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄

by It's like that October 30, 2020

bush borrie

A bush borrie . In Australia borrie is a name used for shit , poo. , crap ect so when shitting outdoors your doing a bush borrie . This usually leads to one using bark , leafs a sock ect to wipe there ass afterwards

" Did you hear what happen to Hayden the other night when he was doing a bush borrie ? "

" no what happened "

" well he was down the beach and used some poisonous plant to wipe his ass and burnt his asshole clean off "

by Crispy Cremes March 12, 2025

bush

To trap or ambush a person without their knowledge.

We about to bush Kelvin and take his money.

by DC81 August 21, 2022

bush survival

Trying not to gag when eating out a french girl and you succeed by not puking.

Dude I almost died, If I was trained in bush survival.

by Funny_Bone November 20, 2016

Easton Bush

Easton Bush is the best person you will ever meet. He's really sweet and won't leave you over stupid stuff. He'll help you with whatever. And he's the most amazing boyfriend yet. He's also extremely attractive.

someone: "Easton Bush is so pretty"

by MarshallHall September 23, 2021