Pug People

A modern group of people, usually in their late teens, twenties and even early thirties, who, like pugs, have lost all the redeeming qualities of their ancestors. They've lost the ability to do basic tasks. They can't get across town because they're not confident in their ability to drive on Highways. They get nervous standing in line at the Post Office because they're around more than 4 strangers at once. They can't leave the house because their anxiety is "too high" that day.

They have the grit, tenacity, and general mental state of a pug.
"I offered Todd my extra ticket to the ball game this weekend, but he said he didn't like to be around loud noises for more than two episodes of a TV show."

"He's one of those pug people. You have to hold him for a few minutes before his breathing calms down."
by Babagooshradoosh January 18, 2025
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jumpkick tall people month

during the month of november, one may jumpkick any tall person (5’10 or over) as quickly and forcefully as they would like.
my best friend decided to throw me during throw short people month, so in retribution, i jumpkicked him today :) happy jumpkick tall people month!
by xbandagebardx October 10, 2021
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during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!
"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"
by muhahahahhahaha October 25, 2023
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Synonymous with Yarmouth yet more appropriately and onimously named, The Land Where People Go To Die is much like The Land That Time Forgot -- meaning of course that you won't be coming back because the headhunters and savages will tear you apart limb by limb, and speak in quasi-native languages that are incomprehensible (see Franglais or Acadien).
Steve : I was visiting Maine to meet Stephen King, and he told me to visit The Land Where People Go To Die. I didn't understand what he meant, maybe he was just trying to freak me out.

Tyler : Dude, don't go there! Where do you think he got most of his ideas from? He's referring to Yarmouth! It's right across the water! I've never heard of anyone ever coming back.
by Anty127 February 14, 2024
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People opener

A bladed implement that can be used for surgery, hunting or cooking.
Paul said " What is with the large collection of knives?"
Phill replied " they aren't knives, they're people openers."
by Amma69 June 14, 2022
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People opener

A sharp implement used for surgery, hunting, cooking, etc.
Person 1: "That's a big collection of knives."

Person 2: "Ooh you mean my people openers."

Person 1: "Your what!?"
by Amma69 June 15, 2022
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You people are vultures

A phrase used to describe a group of people roasting you to make everyone think you won.
Guy 1: Hey, remember when you...
Guy 2: Yeah man, you're such a hypocrite!
Guy 3: Oh my god, you people are vultures!
by Agent-Cash November 28, 2017
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