Pants Gamble

When you eat some questionable food knowing that it might cause intestinal distress but proceed anyway.

That day old shrimp was a real pants gamble, but I was so hungry that it totally worth it.

by stretchdos April 9, 2022

pants

you wear ‘em

“Are those pants your wearing?”
“Yes,”

by sun stoke April 12, 2022

Poopy Pants

A downer, sulker, belly-acher, killjoy; being cranky or grumpy

Guy 1: Man what's wrong with him?
Guy 2: Oh he's just being a poopy pants.

by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022

Sausage pants

Tight pants worn by babies & toddlers that make their legs look like sausages.

Can also apply to adults.

Mother: Look how cute baby Vincent is with his chubby little legs.
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!

by escyr April 15, 2022

Walmart pants

Sweatpants. Typically sold at Walmart and worn by many Walmart customers.

Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.

by escyr April 15, 2022

Pants Slinger

An irresistible alpha male who women sling their pants toward

See Phil there? Such a pants slinger.

by thefugapseudonym April 20, 2022

Clown Pants

To urinate on yourself or one other's pants whilst drinking.

Goddamn, I'm so drunk I've pissed on myself and Chris's pants simultaneously giving each other a wicked pair of clown pants!

by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004