by starstruck_x May 18, 2024
Get the playing the dinosaur gamemug. When one makes and places little handmade figurines of people one is attracted to sexually in a tiny house, then thrusts ones penis though the tiny door and nut all over their tiny faces.
My friend told me he went home with a date the other day and she was mega into dollhouse play and made him shove his dick through a tiny window.
Yo did some dollhouse play the other day, got a splinter in my junk because the tiny door was made cheaply.
Yo did some dollhouse play the other day, got a splinter in my junk because the tiny door was made cheaply.
by Dollhousefiend December 2, 2024
Get the Dollhouse Playmug. An experimental performance. When your play or act needs to be vetted by a live audience you need an off off off broadway location in a press desert so if it bombs hardly anyone will notice. Leave the Great White Way then take the MetroNorth to the end of the line to put on a Poughkeepsie Play at the Bardavon Theatre. Leave your expectations at the door, this might blow you away or bore you to sleep.
Will it play in Poughkeepsie?
Person: I just saw a Poughkeepsie Play.
Other Person: What was it about?
Person: I can’t recall.
That Poughkeepsie Play is gonna be a hit!
Critic: Willem DaFoe got upstaged by an unknown actor in that Poughkeepsie Production.
Comic: Sounds like he got upstated!
Person: I just saw a Poughkeepsie Play.
Other Person: What was it about?
Person: I can’t recall.
That Poughkeepsie Play is gonna be a hit!
Critic: Willem DaFoe got upstaged by an unknown actor in that Poughkeepsie Production.
Comic: Sounds like he got upstated!
by Upstate and Chill April 29, 2024
Get the Poughkeepsie Playmug. When you deliberately don't brush your teeth for a couple of days
Then as you undress the female, you mouth breath in front of her nose, letting the stink be inhaled through her lungs
Then you demand her to masturbate, to finger herself
There is no escape from your breath, if she tries to escape, you pin her down
also, you start fapping in front of her (optional, but would feel better), when you force her into submission
Then as you undress the female, you mouth breath in front of her nose, letting the stink be inhaled through her lungs
Then you demand her to masturbate, to finger herself
There is no escape from your breath, if she tries to escape, you pin her down
also, you start fapping in front of her (optional, but would feel better), when you force her into submission
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
Get the breath transfer sex playmug. by Le Maxie Pizza Men July 30, 2022
Get the wanna play smth?mug. by bigdixkbaby December 5, 2019
Get the Play On Playmug. by Callyce01 February 28, 2019
Get the Play It Closermug.