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No Hat No Play

Gospel in many Aussie primary schools. Possibly because the rate of skin cancer is so high in Straya. You can essentially do whatever you want in the playground as long as you're wearing your hat, the teachers won't mind.

Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses (trust me i know), or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!
Teachers when someone is being beaten up by eshays: i sleep
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when some dipshit releases a jar of giant sydney funnel webs into the playground: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!
by jims gooning May 24, 2025
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Pocket playing

Where your friend Ross pumps his meat through his pocket
Oi you know Ross I caught him pocket playing
by Perrott23 May 26, 2022
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Bonehead Play

The last offensive play for Miami University when they played Georgia Tech on 7 October 2023.
The Miami Coach called a real Bonehead play, the stupidest play call I have seen in years.
by Tiger Mike October 9, 2023
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playing with not myself

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...
by thatstragic October 8, 2022
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play

Lenin: Can you please call implementation of interface playable on that film.
*silence*
Father: Stephan Spielberg died, son.
Lenin: Yes, I know.
by oujeebejby February 2, 2023
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pour-play

This is the time/effort spent pouring alcohol for your date, spouse or bar fly with the hope that you'll be gettin' it on later!
1. I spent 2 hours and $100 in pour-play before my date finally thought I was hot enough to go to my place.
2. Nothing like a little pour-play to encourage the fore-play!
by hawesome1 September 12, 2016
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unicorn play

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your forehead and fucking someone with it, either in the vagina or anus
My neck is still sore from the unicorn play from last night. I'm not used to all that thrusting with my forehead.
by Unicorn Player December 28, 2020
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