by Mick_Jones June 13, 2018
Get the Somalian Hand Grenade mug.When a fag with has a very soft, loose limp hand, like that of a chubby penis, specifically a fag named Marcus, while another friend, specifically one named Judson, recalls sexual adventures and then acts as if they have a deeper meaning to them.
by Jssbsksnxj January 13, 2017
Get the Limp-Dick Hand mug.when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022
Get the left handed screwdriver mug.by bdizzledotcom August 25, 2017
Get the well to do hands mug.Son- "ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower"
Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"
Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"
by son of that guy October 12, 2009
Get the One handed splash mug.2 definitions:
1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.
2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))
1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.
2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))
(second definition defined here)
Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?
Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.
Person 1: Seems a little excessive.
Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.
Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.
Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?
Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.
Person 1: Seems a little excessive.
Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.
Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.
by #1 Vance Joy Fan October 14, 2023
Get the Dead Mans Hand mug.The odor emitted from a persons clothes or possessions that contain artifacts of curry; most notably a spice used in cooking Middle Eastern or South Asian dishes.
Person #1: Dude do you smell that? What is it? It smells like rancid ass or a fart from a skunk?
Person #2: Oh that's second hand curry that your smelling coming from Mohamad's man purse. He was cooking up some curry dishes last night for his date! I think he got lucky you! My computer is running primo good and he looks so happy today!
Person #2: Oh that's second hand curry that your smelling coming from Mohamad's man purse. He was cooking up some curry dishes last night for his date! I think he got lucky you! My computer is running primo good and he looks so happy today!
by DBoy July 22, 2014
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