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jack swaggered

being jack swaggered is to be very drunk on alcohol. the effects of other drugs do not count.
Fishy: "i am defo Jack Swaggered"
Other person: "No you are blates drunk mate"
Fishy: "yeah. So i am Jack Swaggered 2K9"
Other person: "you are a drunken bellsniff mate"
by RJ2009 March 28, 2009
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slap jack

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.
Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!
by Ichi Crowtch January 16, 2008
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Jack Army

Followers of Swansea City Football Club.

The Jack Army represents the contingent who rarely actually make it to games having either got too drunk, been beaten up by rival supporters, been arrested or all of the above.

When they do make it to games they chant the 2 words 'Jack Army' repeatedly from the terraces in order to assure temselves of their identity
From the terrace
"Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, oooooooohhhhhh, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Aaaaaaaaaaaaa, Jack Army, Jack Army"
by Jules W December 17, 2008
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ten-jacked

When playing black jack or 21, the person before you hitting on a hard 12 to 19 and drawing a face card or ten to bust, while you are splitting aces or doubeling down on a ten or eleven total. You draw a low card or two when splitting, to lose to the dealer.
"How's it going Jack?"

"It was going good until this cocksucker next to me ten-jacked my queen and I drew a six to lose to the dealer."
by Vanhoven June 1, 2009
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media-jack

verb. (media-jacking, media-jacked, media-jacker)
Using the term "jack" (used here as "to steal") this refers to the situation in which one person is using one medium (of entertainment or otherwise) and another person 'jacks' the other person's attention to another medium.

For example, when one person is listening to music and playing on the computer and another person puts on a movie for the first person to watch.
Person one (the "media-jacker") -"Hey watch this awesome movie!"
Person two-"Aw, dude can't it wait? I'm facebooking and got some music on."
*movie begins, audibly trumping the music and dominating the attention of person two*
by Weats November 5, 2009
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Jack-a-movie

A person who ruins a movie by being loud, rude, and/or texting and standing up and... smaking as loud at they can
I was sitting at the movies with my friends and a group of ten year old jack-a-movies came in and destroyed the movie for me.
by Yourmotherandyodaddywhoisddoud October 12, 2010
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pickle jack

an all purpose descriptive word, usually used to exaggerate the size, weight, or importance of something.
6 year old: "I just jumped higher than a pickle jack!!"

me: "How high is a pickle jack..?"
by mimi_me June 30, 2010
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