The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.
"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"
by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016
Get the ho-pairmug. by Fatty Boomba September 21, 2021
Get the snorkel a homug. “hand me my longsword ho!”
by Your Mothers Side Piece January 14, 2022
Get the Longsword Homug. Persons who have to have front row seats at a concert
Always at the stage at all costs
Spends a fortune on tickets to attain this
Always at the stage at all costs
Spends a fortune on tickets to attain this
by Crazy ho July 17, 2014
Get the Front Row Homug. A short term for "Hello there"
by Alexselrou March 26, 2018
Get the Ho theremug. by Ieatpickles69 November 19, 2020
Get the Edison Homug. 