Bear Hair Rash

Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.

I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.

by Akrikaaners August 6, 2023

Pineapple Hairs

The top of spongebob hair in anix's video on youtube.

Spongebob goes to his house that has pineapple hairs on top of it :)

by Okaywhostolemyname June 16, 2020

Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.

Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel

by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014

my hair it dont move

my hair doesnt move

my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch

by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons April 22, 2018

Blue hair

Blue hair means "veins" the veins at your hand that u can well ¢ut to kys

"i think about cutting my blue hair"
"But you don't have blue hair"
"I am talking bout this blue hair" ( pointing to their veins)

by SomeoneAnonymous1234 March 30, 2025

Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.

Never answer a video call when you have covid hair

by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020