I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

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Get the I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.mug.

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

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Get the When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...mug.

banzai bush

a bush of pubes above your penis that a japanese banzai attacker could hide in.

Example:

tracy: i was gonna blow him, but he totally had a banzai bush. i was scared for my life

by kxng booter August 20, 2016

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Get the banzai bushmug.

Bush bags

Aussie tits

Where should I stash my bottle of goon? Tuck it under one of your Bush bags

by Dicky Dickster July 12, 2023

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Get the Bush bagsmug.

Bug Bush

A sweet animal that is an anime character and loves being cuddled with and always wants hugs. Bug Bushes live in different countries such as Lapis Kingdom. There are different types of Bug Bushes such as Sly Nurse, Cat, Queen, etc.

Sly Nurse: My owner loves me and I love her she is a nurse just like me!! My owner and I love cuddling. We live in wonderful Lapis Kingdom!

Octavia: I love my Bug Bush!

by Ni-Ni_Lover May 10, 2018

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