by TotallyNotKamikaze October 13, 2020

John Michael is an amazing man of God! He has the voice of an Angel and is very genuine. He cares so much for people and loves his family and friends so much! He has beautiful long black hair and big brown eyes. If you know John Michael then you are in for a wild ride! Oh, and NEVER put him in the friend zone!
"Hey, I heard a new song today. Butterfly by John Michael! It's so good."
"John Michael makes me a better person"
"John Michael makes me a better person"
by Jesuslover09 November 23, 2021

Michael is the type a man to stick his dick in lawnmower and cry when it hurts. Like bro shut the fuck up. He has no life, no friends, nothing. He’s also probably either Red Headed or Blonde. He will talk about girl in your face, and is a lying cheat. Do NOT find a Michael.
by lxserings December 5, 2021

I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.
by JonahPeterson August 18, 2023

Michael Shrago💕💕💕
by Djdjdjdjfbdjfjdjfh November 22, 2021

michael renfer
by super cool man January 17, 2023

Michael isn’t a very nice guy. He has big bushy eyebrows and every time you ask to pluck them he slaps you in the face. If you spell it M I C H E A L he’ll also slap you in the face. Don’t befriend Michael.
by NovaRocks April 5, 2022
