Jack Shit

Term used to describe the act of spanking the monkey while taking a dump.

I got really bored yesterday, so I did a Jack Shit in the bathroom

by the dirty liberal November 27, 2009

jack swaggered

being jack swaggered is to be very drunk on alcohol. the effects of other drugs do not count.

Fishy: "i am defo Jack Swaggered"
Other person: "No you are blates drunk mate"
Fishy: "yeah. So i am Jack Swaggered 2K9"
Other person: "you are a drunken bellsniff mate"

by RJ2009 March 28, 2009

slap jack

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.

Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!

by Ichi Crowtch January 16, 2008

Jack Army

Followers of Swansea City Football Club.

The Jack Army represents the contingent who rarely actually make it to games having either got too drunk, been beaten up by rival supporters, been arrested or all of the above.

When they do make it to games they chant the 2 words 'Jack Army' repeatedly from the terraces in order to assure temselves of their identity

From the terrace
"Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, oooooooohhhhhh, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Aaaaaaaaaaaaa, Jack Army, Jack Army"

by Jules W December 17, 2008

Jack Avery

Jack avery is the loml. If you hate him, or why don’t we, i will fucking kill you.

“Jack avery is the cutest person ever 😍”

by jack avery April 27, 2020

wheel jacking

The act of jerking off while driving; masturbation behind the wheel.

"Man, that girl was so hot, she had me wheel jacking the whole drive home!"

by Che butter April 29, 2014

Hammer Jack

Masturbating without lotion

Tom: " Do you Gillette "
Fred: "No I Hammer Jack "

by FFBurger1 September 15, 2012