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War Crimes Day

On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)
-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.
by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022
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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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pengu wars

it is when the world of pengu fight and take over every universe and multiverse they are an advanced group of penquins that the dumbest are as smart as the T pose gods and the smartest being as smart as GOD and then they will take over
guy:hey im watching a show called pengu wars

guy2: oh no you fool youve doomed us all!

pengu; we have taken over the worlg bow down to us
by is yeet a crme March 27, 2020
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Playing Guild Wars

Yo I’ve been playing guild wars for three hours and now I’m all hot and my veins are sunken in. I think I might die.
by Crypt999 August 28, 2022
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Brazilian War Condom

A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
by Chubbledyplunk February 14, 2021
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Recess Wars

Wars that happen on a playground, usually a school playground at recess period. They are wars between micro nations that claim land on the playground and some can turn violent. (I know that all too well.) They form a government with different ranks and military ranks, send out spies, and plan revolutions and alliances more often that you would think. They also slap names on places in the playground, buy land, and all that. The most important land is determined by how many battles were fought there. Me and my friends used to do this and there was a tall tower, everyone fought over it which resulted in a lot of violence.
The recess wars are ending forever now!
The recess wars got a little to out of hand
by Дай№$&@*±|`£[ April 6, 2023
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Cohl-War

A war between Cohl's, generally using Inter-Cohl Ballistic Missiles.
"I brought all my ammunition for the Cohl-War today." "That's great, we'll need all the ammo we can get."
by akc1103 January 27, 2014
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