Angry poo

When you eat spicy food such as hot wings or hot chill sauce then go for a poo and it leaves you with a burning sensation on your ring hole

Mate, that curry last night has just given me a right angry poo

by Massivecyunt June 16, 2022

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 2, 2023

pee pee poo poo ka ka

yes

pee and poo

hmmm pee pee poo poo ka ka

by pseudonymleelee November 8, 2023

Dank poo poo man

The warlock that have super shit balls power

dank poo poo man is back baby

by jokera March 18, 2022

Clown Teeth Poo

the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth

pppttthunk , thats the sound of a clown teeth poo

by takeadumpinyourcornflakes November 8, 2011

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

Two Poos

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.

“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”

by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022