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Clickbait-Bob

Teasing people in group chats who never respond with something irrestible, than pulling a bait & switch.
“Why did Hill cross the road?”

“1”

“None of my business. Hills a grown ass woman and I don’t need to know all the details of her life. Furthermore, I trust her judgement. She could have been buying groceries for all I care. Or better yet perhaps it’s a Norwegian tradition. But at the end of the day, I think we should ALL respect each others privacy!!”

“Love it! Def not Clickbait-Bob”

“Actually, that was textbook Clickbait-Bob!”
by Clickbait-Bob January 28, 2019
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Smelly bob

A tall man who hasn’t showered in a decade, he reeks of pure piss and shit and festers in his own stench all day long, his long greasy hair could oil a pan if he wringed it hard enough, he wears the same clothes everyday covered in shit and tea stain, his teeth are non existent and the few he has are black from all the asses he’s scranned in his day
by CDEEZ81 October 12, 2023
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Sweet Bob

Sweet Bob is the sweetest man you will ever know. He is made of Blue Raspberry Hubba Bubba, Charms Super Blow Pops, pink cotton candy, fluff, and chocolate covered cherries.
Sweet Bob is SO sweet I want to gobble him up! Yummy!
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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Bob and Laurie

A couple who bonds over harassing and threatening other women online. Most tend to be miserable, mentally unstable, hateful, women haters, with an obsession for doordash. They are most likely to go after the most vulnerable women in a community. They strive for the title of the biggest victim. They rarely have any legit supporters because they used private contact information from donations to intimidate them into silence. However, they are secretly waiting for the day they turn on each other, and begin the process of air each other's dirty laundry, in a competition to be top victim. They most likely already have their narratives and lies against each other prepared.
Oh no they broke up? Hopefully they're not a Bob and Laurie kind of couple.
by DidYouCatchThat October 2, 2022
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Slob N Bob

One of the main events at the Sexlympics, two bob sleds both carrying a male and female in them race to the finish line, however there is a catch, the female is from the opposing team, if she makes the male bust from oral sex before the other one does , the male’s team loses. Whoever gets to the finish line without busting wins.
Hey man did you catch the Slob N Bob event last night?”
by Muddypal69 February 14, 2022
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Donut bobbing

When you stick a donut on your penis and a fat girl tries to suck it off
Guy1:Hey did you and that fat girl fuck

Guy2:No of course not we just did donut bobbing
by Dodner March 11, 2021
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Bobs

Bobs is commonly mistaken for Bob the Builder. He’s not. The S stands for Sexy/ Sadist/ Sapphire/ Sodemise/ Salmon/ Solo/ Sneaky.
1. Do the right thing, be like Bobs.
2. “Oh baby, I wanna Bobs you up tonight.”
by Bobssss November 24, 2021
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