Mental take a house

An exclamation, describing dissatisfaction, confusion or otherwise bewilderment with current situation/problem.

May be found in Caryll Churchill's 'Love and Information'

You are taking a test, finding a question hard to understand, one could state "that's a real mental take a house"

by Infolover69 September 11, 2021

Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.

Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.

by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023

Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 14, 2021

taking the cat for a walk

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017

Take

capture (an opposing piece or pawn).

Black takes the rook with his bishop

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

Taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.

That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 3, 2024

taking a piss

two people simultaneously hit a gb

“hey dude, me and cali are taking a piss later tonight, wanna hang?”

by merebou June 14, 2020