piss thistle

Piss thistle; the unexpected attacking from under-growth when you go for an alfresco pee

"Snuck off for a cheeky leak, piss thistles everywhere!"

by gockaboodle July 23, 2014

Donald Tristan Gatheright

A whole bitch. This nigga will hit you with anything he can or fuck with you anyway possible. His snap score is retarded, he pulls no hoes. But that nigga funny

That nigga Donald Tristan Gatheright got rejected.

by Nathan Alzubi November 7, 2019

Social Tristencing

Similar to social distancing except you don't do it.

All the boys got Coronavirus man, it's been heavy!

But what about social distancing and stage 4 lockdowns?
Nah man I said I was Social Tristencing

by Jack Chat March 31, 2020

bi-tistic

Name for people who think they are autistic.

Friend 1: Hey did you see that girl at the party?
Friend 2: That’s the one who’s telling everyone she’s bi-tistic.

by pussydestroyer75 May 15, 2020

Sexy Tristen

A guy that can get any girl and fucks them and they like it.

Damn that's a sexy Tristen right there

by Smexy Tristen March 10, 2021

Fuck thistle

When all hope has been lost in humanity and the person in front of you has committed the most utmost stupidity compared to the slime on a Pap smear

That stupid driver cut me off. What a fuck thistle

by Bikemike2015 December 8, 2021

King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.

King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023