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Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021
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Postal

A short period of time in which a person goes into a violet rage, usually hurting or harming others.

This word is in reference to the infamous Postal 2 game made by Running with Scissors, where the game was criticized for its violence and the ability to let the player kill civilians with a multitude of weapons.
You shouldn't anger Sylas anymore, or he might go postal on you.
by Crohns disease gaming January 4, 2022
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Postapartlessness

Relating to or denoting a state that occurs after an entity is separated or split after being in a previous state where the aforementioned entity was always whole.
1.
- Dr. Buttons, we call you in regards to the surgery you conducted on the now formerly-conjoined twins. How are they dealing with their separation?

- Physically they are stable and there have been no post-surgical complications, though they do seem to still struggle with adapting to their postapartlessness.

2.
"The tragedy of man - a soul suffering from the unforeseen postapartlessness" was written on the cover of the Improvised Thinker magazine.
by smartonion January 7, 2022
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post-class hallway traffic

Traffic caused by students and faculty alike while transitioning from one class to another.
Dude, that teacher nearly ran straight into me during that post-class hallway traffic.
by Huntsvegas February 9, 2022
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Post·en·dia·pho·bi·a

/Post·en·ea·fob·ea/

noun

The fear of posters or any other sign that is made of paper.
Post·en·dia·pho·bi·a is defined as a fear of posters and signs made of paper.
by DefineCreature February 18, 2022
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POOTY butt

A toot that’s a poop but it’s in your butt
Hey I got a pooty butt
Me too
by POOTY butt February 20, 2022
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Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome

When you wore a pager and were on call 24/7 for so many years that your hip still buzzes occasionally even though you no longer wear a pager.
Oh man my hip won't stop vibrating where I used to wear my pager all the time!
Dude you have Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome, just let it goooooo.
by DeCryptIcon February 21, 2022
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